manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

smallmareep:

calliedope:

God is a woman and I;m going to fuck her

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(Source: 9pg)

monstreux:

juun j fw 10 remains to be one of juun’s best collections to date. i still think about it every night.

More AMIND! (what will likely amount to chapter two)

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eveshka:

I did so love Bashir.

(Source: keptyn)

Five True Facts About Asexuals

the-magical-crawdad:

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon an asexual, sing ‘Dancing Queen’ in Yiddish while slowly walking backwards in a circle. Multiple attempts may be needed.

5.) Normal asexuals are fond of deserts. The dry environment enriches the sarcasm deposits located in their lower abdomen. Asexuals that are able to maintain their deposits while living in wetter areas are very powerful and are to be feared.

This has been Five True Facts About Asexuals.

hello friends

it me

(Source: chicksis)

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

hylianrudolf:

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teratocybernetics:

stunt-muppet:

theolduvaigorge:

the-fisher-queen:

emir-dynamite:

rabadons-deathcap:

lymphonodge:

bearpigman:

sushiandpie:

if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby

I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop

"BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS PTPPTTT AAAAA"

literally me going to work

When my mother started doing physical therapy after her operation (several months ago) I sent her this video.  Her exercises usually make her cry, so I sit in the room and make the reluctant Weddell seal noises for her.  She says this helps.

This is literally me, as I procrastinate writing this damn memo.

Me getting out of bed in the morning. Bleeeeeerch…meehbleerp blerp.

if i ever fail to reblog this it’s because i’m dead

It’s become a me and Wolven and Internet Spouse thing to get one another to roll around on the floor going BLEB PTTTH when we’re stuck facefirst in a shit mood. Try it. You won’t be able to stop giggling.

(Source: pissyeti)

teratocybernetics:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

DORA

teratocybernetics:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

DORA

(Source: awwww-cute)

teratocybernetics:

jumpingjacktrash:

heathersketcheroos:

Meep

adflkjghal;kfdghjadf;ghjsg; HOW IS ANYTHING THIS CUTE

BEAN DRAGON. BEAN-AGON. DRAGBEAN.

teratocybernetics:

jumpingjacktrash:

heathersketcheroos:

Meep

adflkjghal;kfdghjadf;ghjsg; HOW IS ANYTHING THIS CUTE

BEAN DRAGON. BEAN-AGON. DRAGBEAN.

pugsequalsdrugs:

hey mama nature, sorry for taunting you… you can stop the rain now! @nacho_pug

pugsequalsdrugs:

hey mama nature, sorry for taunting you… you can stop the rain now! @nacho_pug

Straight Boys:
Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians:
Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls:
Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys:
Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People:
WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People:
everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People:
what

pocketaimee:

A quick sketch for a friend.

(Source: invocado)