tenninhouse:

pippinlippin:

nattosoup:

ghostgreen:

kittyichooseyou:

ghostgreen:

there is yet another Tenchi Muyo! spin off coming this fall and it’s absolute trash, look at what they did to Washu …..
 uhhhhh Ayeka you feeling okay there gal?? you dont …look so good

OH GOD NO NOT SASAMI … christ it looks like bad fan art and its official
barfs 

Can we talk about the other 800 reasons that I can’t beleive these designs, not only on the returning characters but the new ones?

Here’s the most sensable looking character in the line up, but she has the constant thing that annoys me about these designs WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SKIRT?! Why would you tie the SIDE OF YOUR SKIRT? Have they NEVER HEARD OF ZIPPERS? It’s just so impractical I cannot believe it.

Then there’s this girl, who is not the absolute worst, but she’s clearly not wearing a bra and has the tackiest pair of stockings I’ve never seen.

And then theres THE GIRL WITHOUT PANTS????

oh and whats that ITS GIRL WHO FORGOT HER SHIRT!! TOGETHER THEY MAKE A WHOLE OUTFIT WOW
And we wrap it up with Tenchi

And by Tenchi, I mean this incredibly generic anime guy that we taped a rat tail onto and called Tenchi

LMFAO i cant get over that girl who’s design is “topless pettanko with doctors coat”
it’s not like i have “buttrage” over redesigning old shows (thanks for that one, reblogs) its that the redesign looks like shit. ‘moe’ is garbage and the redesign of these characters transformed them from interesting personalities to cookie cutter. 
like, its not like Tenchi Muyo was ever high art, but at least it was interesting. this is moeblob.

This is the worst. Oh man, I’m dyin’ from laughter. What IS this?

im so glad there was no redesign of Ryoko on this reblog…. i would cry


Where’s your god now, motha fakkaah!  Mihoshi and other character designs via the official Ai: Tenchi Muyo! site.

tenninhouse:

pippinlippin:

nattosoup:

ghostgreen:

kittyichooseyou:

ghostgreen:

there is yet another Tenchi Muyo! spin off coming this fall and it’s absolute trash, look at what they did to Washu …..

image uhhhhh Ayeka you feeling okay there gal?? you dont …look so good

OH GOD NO NOT SASAMI … christ it looks like bad fan art and its official

barfs 

Can we talk about the other 800 reasons that I can’t beleive these designs, not only on the returning characters but the new ones?

image

Here’s the most sensable looking character in the line up, but she has the constant thing that annoys me about these designs WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SKIRT?! Why would you tie the SIDE OF YOUR SKIRT? Have they NEVER HEARD OF ZIPPERS? It’s just so impractical I cannot believe it.

image

Then there’s this girl, who is not the absolute worst, but she’s clearly not wearing a bra and has the tackiest pair of stockings I’ve never seen.

image

And then theres THE GIRL WITHOUT PANTS????

image

oh and whats that ITS GIRL WHO FORGOT HER SHIRT!! TOGETHER THEY MAKE A WHOLE OUTFIT WOW

And we wrap it up with Tenchi

image

And by Tenchi, I mean this incredibly generic anime guy that we taped a rat tail onto and called Tenchi

LMFAO i cant get over that girl who’s design is “topless pettanko with doctors coat”

it’s not like i have “buttrage” over redesigning old shows (thanks for that one, reblogs) its that the redesign looks like shit. ‘moe’ is garbage and the redesign of these characters transformed them from interesting personalities to cookie cutter. 

like, its not like Tenchi Muyo was ever high art, but at least it was interesting. this is moeblob.

This is the worst. Oh man, I’m dyin’ from laughter. What IS this?

im so glad there was no redesign of Ryoko on this reblog…. i would cry

Where’s your god now, motha fakkaah!  Mihoshi and other character designs via the official Ai: Tenchi Muyo! site.

kinomatika:

dumb lil comic about goats

theres a reason the rev didnt ever go into animal husbandry.

wolvensnothere:

the-gallifreyan-detective:

why-i-love-comics:

Avengers Assemble #11

written by Kelly Sue DeConnick
art by Stefano Caselli

these are some of the greatest panels in Marvel history

If you ever needed more of a reason to love kellysue, now you have everything you need.

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami)

copperbadge:

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

This has probably been said on this post before but it makes a reasonable amount of literary sense as well.

A lot of Shakespeare’s works, comedy in particular but also relatively serious plays like The Merchant Of Venice, were based in the tropes of Italian commedia, which is eventually where we get French sex farces from as well. 

Add in a servant who facilitates the nightly transfer and wants to get laid with one of the housemaids, some jokes between characters about people thinking Romeo and Benvolio are fucking all night long, Romeo in drag once or twice, and either a lecherous elderly neighbor or Juliet’s father always hanging around, and you’ve basically got the plot of a commedia performance. Especially funny at the time would have been dressing Romeo in drag (say, to pretend to be her lady in waiting when her dad almost catches him in some other man’s marital bed in the middle of the day) while Juliet was already being played by a boy actor in drag, and having Romeo pull it off so well that he gets mistaken for her. 

But yeah, R&J as a door-slammin’ sex comedy, I’d watch it. 

Commedia! *jazz hands*

voidbat:

wonsab:

isozyme:

remember you are mechanical, not only in the ball and socket of your shoulders, or the resilient padding of your knees, but are in fact built from hinges, gears, and switches all the way into to your smallest bits

when your nerves fire, a tiny rod gets turned and a hole opens, like the twist of a wrench opening a fire hydrant letting ions flow through in a rush

the nuclei of your cells are organized by twine-like proteins that tie the helical DNA together so that it will send the right instructions, binding on switch to on and off switch to off

your muscle threads are molecular ratchets: this is why the only force they can exert is contractile, cranking along protein strands until the calcium runs out and they slip free

there is no grand overseer, no foreman, in this factory.  there is only an unimaginable multitude of tiny engines, self-regulating, self-organizing, safeguarded by redundancy, each part replaceable

know you are an aggregate, the sum of your moving parts

everyone is a robot if you peer closely enough

robokittens

lunitaire

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool being dadpool

faun-songs:

the only way cap 3 may end

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech
A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.
Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.
http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech

A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.

Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.


you automatically turn gay if you drink this


#is this from neopets#i don’t know how to tag this
you automatically turn gay if you drink this

takanobaka:

Asexual Awareness Week is on October 26November 1st this year so you know what that means

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ace level: pumpkin

roachpatrol:

cute orc and kobold moirails from this pathfinder game

roachpatrol:

cute orc and kobold moirails from this pathfinder game

melstringer:

We just filmed Grover’s first time in a ball pit XD

falselyprofound:

ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.



Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 


Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!


Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 
Well, Edgeworth?



While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

(W-wait, but I’m not—)


WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!


As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?


 #Oh my fucking god you guys the internet is terrifying

falselyprofound:

ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

image

image

Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

image

Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!

image

Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

image
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

image
…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

Well, Edgeworth?

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.

image
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

image

(W-wait, but I’m not—)

image

WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

#Oh my fucking god you guys the internet is terrifying

sluttybastard:

honduranthunder:

onlyblackgirl:

miss-afro-ninja:

bubblegumrebel:

FUCK

iggy has NOTHING on nicki 

LOL remember when the music fucked up with Iggy and she just stood there helpless. Yeah, try to tell me again she on Nicki’s level.

This my bitch for real. I’m not even a huge Nicki fan but then she pulls shit like this and remember how fuckin raw she is. 

shes the bhaddest. hands down

Man, if you don’t respect the fuck out of Ms. Minaj, I am not sure how we can still be friends.