vastderp:

(I wrote this because I’m tired of being asked this stupid question and if I just go over it once I can bookmark it and link back in the future as needed)

Of course I don’t hate her.

I am fully aware of what a bad person she is and I appreciate the subtleties of her tragedy. She knows she’s a…

shercocklocked:

darrenfartspuppies:

tooraloora:

moonkistforlife:

goodgirlsgogabilliam:

if i shave my legs above the knee you bet your ass it took dedication

if i shave my legs you bet your ass it took dedication

if I shave my ass you bet your legs it took dedication

if I shave my dedication you bet your legs it took ass

if i dedicate my ass you shave your legs it took a bet

(Source: treloser)

leijons-brush:

Jane <3 Roxy

I wanted this to happen so bad for some reason. I also love the idea that Jane is flying while kissing roxy.

This took me a while to draw because I did it completely without reference.

(Source: belledecam)

bechahns:

So I don’t really like Mr. B so I thought I wouldn’t be a fan of Chap Hop but…. I like this song hahaa. Leah showed it to me. Apparently this is addressed to Mr. B hahaha

Professor Elemental - Fighting Trousers

gingerhaze:

cunterrificparty:

art-of-the-dwarves:

Dwarven Women concepts by Daniel Falconer (DF), William Furneaux (WF), Scott Spencer (SS),  and Matthew Rodgers (MR) of WETA Workshop. Most of the women seen above are part of the WETA team or members of the artist’s family.

From the book, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Chronicles.”

MORE DWARF LADIES

WITH BEARDS

I never noticed how much like a creeper Legolas looks in that scene.

recipzees:

when you’re making cookies, right before you pop em in the oven, do you ever just really want to eat the dough? then you do. then someone shouts at you about salmonella or some other disease and you sigh because cookie dough is jusT SO GOOD.

welp! here’s the recipe for edible cookie dough! no sickness risk!

Total amount of time: ~10 minutes

Ingredients

•  1/2 cup of all purpose flour
• 1 pinch of salt
• 3 tablespoons of butter
• 1/4 cup of brown sugar
• 2 tablespoons of white sugar
• 3/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract 
• 1 tablespoon of milk
• 1/4 cup of chocolate chips (mini, if you have them)

Directions

Combine flour, white sugar, brown sugar, salt, butter, vanilla and milk in a bowl. Then, fold in the mini chocolate chips. 

You can either put this in a little bowl to eat like a soft dessert, or roll the dough into little balls and cool them. Once cooled, you can throw them into ice cream or whatever else you like! Stick a lollipop stick into the dough balls for cookie dough cookie pops! 

Enjoy!

more recipes here 

myadamantiumheart:

karlimeaghan:

Sherlock AU: Femlock/Molrenelock (is that a thing? It is now) with Lara Pulver as Sherlock Holmes, Louise Brealey as Joan Watson.

Episode 1: “A Study in Pink”

Aaaaand I’m dead.

now-cut:

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digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

(Source: alongthereef)

asingularchild:

olive-huntress:

sassy-sylph-kanaya:

So glad this is on my dash AGAIN DNDSJS

casually comes back online just to watch this gfsdfdhg

((This is at least the 4th time!))

(Source: feastings)

exuberantbanter:

carcinoguitarist:

craysea:

vriskamindfangserket:

Watch the video here

wonders why fem!equius has no eyebrows

i really wish i had femkks legs

but you’d only have thighs!