i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.
like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as" "oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]"
oh my gosh yes
"but what are they biologically?”
"…they are human."
oh my god
"But what is between their legs?!"
"That is not of your concern, but on a good day, myself!"
I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND I LOVE THIS
So all great warriors go to Valhalla when they die, right?
Stacker was a great warrior.
Stacker sacrificed himself to save the world.
Stacker went to Valhalla.
Stacker is Heimdall.
Track: Australian Karkat
I promised you an Australian Karkat, and I have delivered an Australian Karkat. Apologies for the microphone quality; hopefully you are amused nonetheless.
(From this pesterlog.)
PETITION FOR ALL TROLLS TO NOW HAVE A BROAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT
PETITION FOR ALL CHARACTERS EVER TO HAVE A BROAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT
Doggyfurry Jade and Octomermaid Rose smooches!
there is a non-homestuck version of this (that I altered and improved significantly) that I will post tomorrow to my art blog, so be on alert for that if you are interested! :)
puppies waiting for their ladies to go take them for a walk to stop the apocalypse/punch monsters/solve murders
Okay look there are like 50 restaurants in Luminose City and I should have the option treat Professor Sycamore to dinner while he observes my
underage advances Pokedex
CHARLOTTE YOU WERE DESTINED TO DRAW THIS MAN HE LOOKS SO FUCKIN HOT IN YOUR STYLE
*SLAMS TABLE* MORE
This thing I did last night. If you follow my main tumblr you probably saw this coming.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
u know how nagisa basically gets away with his general mild bullying of rei because he’s a cutie and HE OBVIOUSLY LIKES REI REALLY
what if one day rei just started sobbing because of it like “why do you hate me so much why do you keep me around just so you can laugh at me y r u so cruel nagisa ;_;” and nagisa had to spend like the rest of his LIFE BACK-PEDALLING AND BEING SUPER DUPER NICE because he hurted rei-chan’s delicate butterfly feelings
when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these:
you know what that last one is?
that’s a fucking turtle
if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
but that’s what I love about the deep sea
it’s like god’s old deviantart account where he puts all the weird fucked up shit
i think we can all appreciate the tender memories of deflowering your virgin boyfriend atop a glowing pentacle to offer up his (maiden)head as an offering to the terrifying void which threatens to engulf you and yours daily
(I wrote this because I’m tired of being asked this stupid question and if I just go over it once I can bookmark it and link back in the future as needed)
Of course I don’t hate her.
I am fully aware of what a bad person she is and I appreciate the subtleties of her tragedy. She knows she’s a…